in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for
i will piss on your sofa
do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself
"every kiss begins with ¿que?"-a confused spaniard
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
what did one japanese man say to the other?
something in japanese
I have never been more disappointed in my life
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
what if instead of laughing people just screamed ‘FUNNY’ repeatedly
i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’
vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings
person: lol no thanks
vincent van gogh: